By NotSoTypical - 29/09/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom at McDonald's when my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML
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NotSoTypical tells us more.

NotSoTypical 10

Hello, OP here! So you FMLers know, my wallet now goes in safe places when I use the bathroom( ie. My purse or backpack.) I was actually in the process of reaching down to pick it up when her hand appeared in my stall, from under the door. I didn't step on her hand, but thought about it. I did yell at her and report her to management, though. She has actually stolen other people's wallets, so I guess I am lucky.

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Grauncho 27

I hope you stomped on her hand.

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CorDa616 22

I would've pinned her hand down to the floor with my foot and then tie it around the lid with my shoelaces. She won't try stuff like this after that.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Does the lady have a rubber arm or what? I've never been able to reach so far under a stall that I could reach the toilet lid.

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NotSoTypical 10

This is one of my favorite comments.

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JubileeBee 31

I really wish I could favorite comments in addition to FMLs.

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lex1459 38

You had a good comment record for this FML going and you should have left it at that.

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janiiine 5

Maccas, forever giving people shit and taking their money while they're at it

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mandacleary 14

what the **** was that even supposed to mean?

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xzeldax3 18

Did she really think that she could get away with that if you didn't didn't grab it first??? How stupid can people get...?

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jerryj 27

Whoa there! Who said it was more than one bitch...and only one hand? You're imagining a siamese twin pulled a stunt like that?

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ElizabethNL93 20

She meant "the bitch's hand". As in one bitch.

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threer 30

She's being sarcastic because the original commenter phrased it incorrectly.

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