Today, I was using the bathroom at McDonald's when my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML
NotSoTypical tells us more.
Hello, OP here! So you FMLers know, my wallet now goes in safe places when I use the bathroom( ie. My purse or backpack.) I was actually in the process of reaching down to pick it up when her hand appeared in my stall, from under the door. I didn't step on her hand, but thought about it. I did yell at her and report her to management, though. She has actually stolen other people's wallets, so I guess I am lucky.
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gamber9210 13
People these days.. Geeze.
Grauncho 27
I hope you stomped on her hand.
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Comments (124)
CorDa616 22
I would've pinned her hand down to the floor with my foot and then tie it around the lid with my shoelaces. She won't try stuff like this after that.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Does the lady have a rubber arm or what? I've never been able to reach so far under a stall that I could reach the toilet lid.
NotSoTypical 10
This is one of my favorite comments.
JubileeBee 31
I really wish I could favorite comments in addition to FMLs.
lex1459 38
I hope you stepped on her hands.
lex1459 38
Just realized #10 beat me to it!
Grauncho 27
That's adorable.
lex1459 38
You had a good comment record for this FML going and you should have left it at that.
Rawr6591 21
I hope the key word is try
janiiine 5
Maccas, forever giving people shit and taking their money while they're at it
mandacleary 14
what the **** was that even supposed to mean?
djxerxes9000 18
The Turders are better at Hungry Jacks
xzeldax3 18
Did she really think that she could get away with that if you didn't didn't grab it first??? How stupid can people get...?
rakooligan 11
The ol reach around!
erinmariephoto 1
I would have stepped on the bitches hand
jerryj 27
Whoa there! Who said it was more than one bitch...and only one hand? You're imagining a siamese twin pulled a stunt like that?
ElizabethNL93 20
She meant "the bitch's hand". As in one bitch.
threer 30
She's being sarcastic because the original commenter phrased it incorrectly.
adriianaa_xox 12
gosh. greedy much
DorklyComicFan 8
She's probably related to the hamburglar.