Today, I was using the bathroom at McDonald's when my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML
NotSoTypical tells us more.
Hello, OP here! So you FMLers know, my wallet now goes in safe places when I use the bathroom( ie. My purse or backpack.) I was actually in the process of reaching down to pick it up when her hand appeared in my stall, from under the door. I didn't step on her hand, but thought about it. I did yell at her and report her to management, though. She has actually stolen other people's wallets, so I guess I am lucky.
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gamber9210 13
People these days.. Geeze.
Grauncho 27
I hope you stomped on her hand.
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Comments (124)
nurchok 15
Hope you were wearing high heels and STABBED THE ASSHOLE'S HAND!!!
Chris93Jones 20
at this point did you stomp on her hand?
Vanila_fml 1
Lmfao
Eivana 37
Hehe, keyword: tried. Show her who's boss, OP.
Inked0803 12
Broke bitches be everywhere
KimmyCupZ 21
Glad she wasn't successful :)
zenorag 6
how did a lady get in the mens room? because I doubt that a woman kept her wallet in her pocket and it fell out.
gimmicksz 9
Thats y u always take stuff out of ur pockets before u sit, at least ur phone/wallet, things big enough to fall out, just dont forget them when u leave :P
Zebediabolical 43
I was hoping OP was male. That would make the story that much more awesome.
yepIwasborn_fml 1
everyone loves the one dollar menu