By NotSoTypical - 29/09/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom at McDonald's when my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML
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NotSoTypical 10

Hello, OP here! So you FMLers know, my wallet now goes in safe places when I use the bathroom( ie. My purse or backpack.) I was actually in the process of reaching down to pick it up when her hand appeared in my stall, from under the door. I didn't step on her hand, but thought about it. I did yell at her and report her to management, though. She has actually stolen other people's wallets, so I guess I am lucky.

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Grauncho 27

I hope you stomped on her hand.

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magnetic_aura 26

Tried? Hopefully that means she didn't succeed. She's a jerk, but hopefully you still have your wallet!

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mthurston 14

U shoulda wiped ur pissy puss with ur hand and grabbed her hand so she gets all pissy

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Tyrax 16

Tch. I'd have driven my keys into her hand. Glad the bitch didn't get it.

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STFU01 14

They have co-ed bathroom in Mcd"s now? You should have wiped poo on her hand!!!

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gavanator127 8

I’d stomp on their hand, honestly.

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