Today, I was using the bathroom at McDonald's when my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML
NotSoTypical tells us more.
Hello, OP here! So you FMLers know, my wallet now goes in safe places when I use the bathroom( ie. My purse or backpack.) I was actually in the process of reaching down to pick it up when her hand appeared in my stall, from under the door. I didn't step on her hand, but thought about it. I did yell at her and report her to management, though. She has actually stolen other people's wallets, so I guess I am lucky.
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gamber9210 13
People these days.. Geeze.
Grauncho 27
I hope you stomped on her hand.
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Comments (124)
CougeeSwagg 19
Hope you stomped out her hand
magnetic_aura 26
Tried? Hopefully that means she didn't succeed. She's a jerk, but hopefully you still have your wallet!
mthurston 14
U shoulda wiped ur pissy puss with ur hand and grabbed her hand so she gets all pissy
Tyrax 16
Tch. I'd have driven my keys into her hand. Glad the bitch didn't get it.
STFU01 14
They have co-ed bathroom in Mcd"s now? You should have wiped poo on her hand!!!
gavanator127 8
I’d stomp on their hand, honestly.