By False_Stupidity - 06/12/2015 18:19 - Australia - Hawker

Today, I was using a wooden toothpick to try to get at some food that was firmly lodged between my teeth. The toothpick broke and now I also have a splinter of wood jammed in there too. FML
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False_Stupidity 41

Tried floss but that didn't work. Ended up buying some plastic toothpicks and was able to eventually pry the food and splinter free. I think I'll be using plastic from now on after this experience.

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Narcisse_fml 25

Dental floss would've been a better choice.

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Adam_Power58 16

Wooden you choose a less dangerous thing to use?

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Tripartita 44

Remove tooth, blow on it, reinsert it, and see if issue persists.

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ViviMage 38

Try a waterpik. I love mine!

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Mightytall 35

Time to get out the Dremel with the Carbide Burr ...

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carcino 5

Ever heard of dental floss?

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Myo_fml 20

If you can't get it out yourself, I would highly advise making an appointment with your dentist. That's not something that should be left in there.

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