False_Stupidity
Hawker, Australia
Today, I was using a wooden toothpick to try to get at some food that was firmly lodged between my teeth. The toothpick broke and now I also have a splinter of wood jammed in there too. FML
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Narcisse_fml 25
Dental floss would've been a better choice.
Adam_Power58 16
Wooden you choose a less dangerous thing to use?
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blackfire29 7
This reminds me of a tv show I saw. It begins with Thelma coming home from her sister Fran's funeral and she tells everybody how it happened: Fran and her sister are eating dinner in a bar, when she grabs a toothpick and goes into the bathroom to pick some food out of her teeth. Thelma is tipsy, so she sticks a giant fishtail between her front teeth and walks into the bathroom. She looks at her sister and says, "Hey, just be glad you didn't order fish!" Fran laughs so hard, she inhales the toothpick and chokes. At least your story didn't end like Fran's. :)
connorsayer 12
jam a lumberjack in there to get the wood out
theinfiniteend 21
Have you tried to pick it out
Witchylady 18
Haven't you ever heard of dental floss ?
samlovesham1234 9
That's why I prefer floss.
SpawnofAthena 16
I cringed when I read this.
SunshineBoy_fml 16
That's happened to me too.. No worries, you'll get them out
anonamous14 9
Been there done that, it sucks!
fml510605 16
Thats not the only wood in your mouth now