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By justgivemethed - 25/04/2013 07:55 - United States - Westminster

Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

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Same thing different taste

He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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******* Stevie T

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 08:01

Today, I was happy to take a break and do a guitar performance, but my teacher was the rudest ever. He had his guitar at the front row, playing while I was, and he played the song live with me just to confuse me, and ending up ruining the performance. FML

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By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By mitochondriaisthepowerhouseofthecell - 27/12/2018 02:00

Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML

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Pure evil

By PiaNO - 10/11/2009 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By some band player - 10/03/2014 02:09 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 25 April 2013 19:08

You should tell him to play F. As in "F you".

s0m3guy2010 21

Thursday 25 April 2013 19:17

Maybe not. According to OP, the boy sucks on the D.

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casualfailing 4

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:08

Sounds D-readful.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:35

Might be because I'm not a native English speaker but I don't see why D is funny. Can someone explain?

ThatPlankton 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:45

she wants the "D" (Male body part)

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 26 April 2013 0:30

D in this case is part of the musical scale, which also happens to be a euphemism for a penis.

speedyw03 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:54

Stop tutoring him then. Eventually he'll stop because he will realize that he really needs your help.

pwnman 33

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:56

Ha ha. D

SMHsohard 22

Thursday 25 April 2013 23:06

You don't have to keep tutoring him if he's being a total fool. Let his parents know, with a little luck they'll either convince him to cooperate or stop the lessons. I'm sure there are other kids more willing to work. I'm curious, though; people still do Beavis and Butthead? That's old.