Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
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Top comments
BigEV 0
With wheels?? You've got to be kidding.
skyiscool 0
did no one ever read you that book about the cop who stands on a swiveled chair? then he gets a dog to teach him safety lessons? I think it's called "never stand on a swiveled chair" (swiveled means spins or has wheels)
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Comments (254)
inhopesforEandT 0
how many of u does it take to screw in a light bulb!
ImanAzol 4
Only to tards.
Leser98 0
I have one thing to say... you are an idiot
najamesk1 2
today, after reading this post, i went to facepalm, almost broke my glasses, fml
TKrisha_fml 5
How many people does it take to change a light bulb? i your case 2. one to realise not to use a chiar with wheel and the other to change the light bulb
KaylieBieber13 0
how many OPS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? obviously more that one!!!!
mike133 2
I ALMOST gave you some sympathy there. But when I read you stood on a chair WITH WHEELS; no sympathy there. Idiot.
viciousgrin 5
****** herpa derp!!!
suxs4ulol 22
dont feel bad, a simmilar thing happened to me, exept i broke my hand, and i was getting something above the computer,
sjerkins 0
Are you serious ! My mom told me NOT to stand on rolling chair when I was like 4 !