Miscellaneous: Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room...

By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2014 21:08 - Canada - Prince Albert

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML

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By Eyefreshener - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML

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By Unlucky - 18/10/2018 23:00 - United States - Altoona

Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 16/10/2013 00:38 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Been there before

By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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By prettysmellingbedroom - 15/02/2012 14:18 - United States

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

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By el_Jeffe_D - 11/09/2016 16:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML

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Once you pop…

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 00:00

Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML

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By ParkerRommel - 27/01/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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loserman67 35

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:19

Do you check to see if the electricity is on by putting your finger in the lamp socket? Do you change batteries in your flashlight while staring directly into the bulb? Do check how sharp a knife is by runnig it slowly across your tongue? Do you check to see if the stove top is hot by placing your hand on the burner? Do you check the garbage disposal by sticking your hand inside of it? Honestly, if you cannot figure out where batteries go in something as simple as an air freshner without holding it to your face, you need to stay away from all sharp objects, hot objects and mechanical items. In fact, pad all the rooms in your house with rubber, sit in a chair and watch t.v - don't touch anything, in fact hire someone to work the remote for you, it may need batteries one day and wind up stuck in your anus.....

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:03

Obviously the batteries didn't need replacement...

Comments

Stylin_Since_97 10

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:40

Break that habit before you start changing diapers

j_cat187 19

Thursday 13 October 2011 2:07

Is it one of those auto ones? You must have a smelly face

nxlver 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 2:19

... I think it was telling you to shower.

cheapshades97 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:27

Been there done that

its_love2 31

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:29

I have a MAGICAL idea, instead of having nasty air fresheners, CLEAN YOU HOUSE!!!!!! If you can afford an air freshener, and the batteries for it, you can afford cleaners (vinegar and water, cheap and easy)...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 13 October 2011 8:30

Why would you put it up to your face to figure out how to change the battery? Seriously...the things can't be that well hidden.

badactor009 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 11:18

Arn't you just a little curious about the garbage disposal? if you survive that, you can investigate the wonders and mysteries of the household fuze box. Keep posting while you can.

MainPrism 16

Thursday 13 October 2011 11:22

That's why everything you buy nowadays has Danger! written all over it with warnings about what areas of the product to keep away from your eyes... YDI dumb@$$