Intimacy: Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time,...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML

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TheWicked 4

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shaunr40k 20

Sunday 17 August 2014 15:54

I love all the women that commented on this. If she really likes him and he really likes her then why not. What's wrong with them hooking up? Just because it doesn't sound romantic doesn't mean he is just saying all of these things to get laid