Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I had a very hard and long exam and I was completely prepared for it. I was so confident in my abilities and I'd studied really hard. When I entered the exam hall and took the paper, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my calculator. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
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chanceuse_fml 0
Fail.
Khiruki 0
...Haa... haha... Idiot.
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Comments (175)
funplex 0
You deserve it for cheating. #23 is a prick.
Aldebaran_fml 0
YDI cheater and loser.
ffpoisongirl 0
#27 - I don't get 11's comment either, but then I can be an idiot. I'm thinking maybe it has to do with sex and incorrect orifices. And 19 - a.) I don't cheat and I gave the OP a YDI, and b.) often people hate most in other people what they hate in themselves.
michellefleeger 0
so you're too dumb to cheat? just give up and be a janitor
goathumpy 0
FAIL
jimmyb00o5 0
#31- Women are stupid and i don't respect them. That's right, i just have sex with them. Show me your genitals, show me your genitals. Show me your genitals GEN-I-TAL-IA!!!
ilikerainbows 0
#11's comment makes perfect sense to me - and I'm a blond, haha. Still though, not a very funny or original joke. Also, love #30's 'your an idiot'. It would seem you're one as well keviness. You should try studying next time, I here it works pretty well.
Isha 0
Wooooow Well you shouldn't be cheating anyways right? umm I new to all this and I was wondering can someone tell me what some of these acronyms mean, such as YDI or OP? Thank you
KeiIshiyama 10
YDI means You Deserve It. As for OP, I don't know exactly what it means, but I read on another FML that it means Original Poster.
ilikerainbows 0
Oh and #36, stop trying so hard for attention. It's annoying.
lost_cards 0
Okay, The Best Way To Cheat (For A Girl) Write Answers On Upper Thigh, And Were A Skirt That Day. When You Need Answers Lift Up Skirt. Even If You Get Caught, Whats The Teacher Going To Say? "Life Up Your Skirt So I Can See If Theres Answers!" I Dont Think ANY Teacher In Their Right Mind Would Say That :P