Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Time to start a band
Today, I attempted a DIY haircut. In the process, I somehow managed to give myself a reverse mohawk. I now look like I'm auditioning for a punk rock band from the 80s. FML
Looking good
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Assumptions
Today, I was feeling pretty cute in a black dress. Apparently, that makes me "emo" and an "online dater". FML
Hot or not
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
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MetalFish 0
Gamer girl nerd are freaking hot. I mean... the alreadt hot ones are hotter. makes them hotter if they are geeks. I've been single way too long xD
sheribb 5
you sound cute ;P nerds are hot
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Comments (175)
osirisfrost 0
you can save $$$ cuz you don't need to buy a costume. just go to a party where like 2 people know you.
katecookieface 0
I Google "Extreme Nerd Girl" costume. i couldn't find one. Perhaps OP lied :O
D13g0 0
damn i would be pissed... someone needs to be paying you royalties.:-)
RustInPeace79 0
Haaa!
beanerboy707 0
shut up meg
strawberrybanana_fml 1
get over yourself
jharris123abc 0
hey;)
iSpaceShuttle 0
Lmfao!!! # 1 that's a horrible thing to say . But really Ydi cause alot of you nerds could be somewhat pretty if you just TRIED. Really! Stop being so lazy, and try washing your hair for once
andreaS98 0
Hahaa
Loser128 0
Doesnt mean your not beautiful.