Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML
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Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
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Top comments
Iniezian 18
Your name screams YDI.
VonGore 6
If the road was empty, I wouldn't have waited more than 2 minutes to just run it.
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Comments (63)
badbadkitty 5
Stoners don't run stop signs they wait for them to turn green. Or in this case, broken, non-applicable stop lights...
mercsl65 7
I hope you learned a lesson. Always not be stupid.
kell84 5
Lol, sorry...this made me laugh. Not because of the FML, but the time it took for you to realize that you were looking at the wrong light. But you were stoned... LOL!!!
BulldogHoops 14
So... Because of the FML.
winkydog4056 16
What you tripping balls on!?
fylx100 19
Aw, Winky is using what she learned in a previous FML that used "tripping balls." which meant high. Lol +1 from me :-)
picturescrazy 24
Be considerate of others and don't drive while under the influence. I don't care if it was only weed, you still shouldn't be driving while high -.- YDI, dumbass.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
If you want to waste your life getting stoned that's your business, but please don't do that on the road.
CuriousAlien 7
Hey if you were that high, then you shouldn't be driving in the road. At least you weren't staring at a red stop sign waiting for it to turn green.
tj5810 21
I've been in a similar situation. I was too afraid to run the light. I wasn't in any condition to explain it to the cops if I got pulled over so I just sat there, waiting. I deserved it then, just like YDI now. Just saying! :)
MinecraftGeek 8
The magic dragon gotcha? Awesome then man ;D
olpally 33
Way to go, genius. How stupid can you be? Don't answer that, that might be too difficult for you. Lol.
oomph_fml 25
Normally I'm not one to be all anti-weed but if you're not going to be responsible with it, don't smoke it. No matter what the substance, you shouldn't go out driving under the influence. Think of others before you start being a jackass, dude.