By limeychefboy
Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home in the middle of nowhere when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML
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By  Lobby_Bee  |  17

Assuming you meant the shit got inside your helmet, you could take your shirt off and wrap it around your head before putting it back on your head. Not illegal to ride without a shirt but illegal to ride without a helmet.