Animals: Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog...

By misTreated - 30/05/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By alphabetman - 14/09/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

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By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML

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Good boy

By TrainedBF - 12/09/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By aoliver03 - 11/09/2018 18:30

Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML

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SeedlessMe 13

Sunday 30 May 2010 18:13

yes. you say the word 'treat' or 'cookie' in my house, you better be prepared with some for the beasts or you get harrassed!

Familia08 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 12:09

DUMBASS!

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iSitt 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 16:54

save extra money for your future children's special needs services

omgtacos 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 16:55

and number 46 read his comment again it says like yours at the end not like me so shut the **** up

Jessi2487 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 17:10

op your fiance is an I-D-I-O-T. smh

v1rulent 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 17:44

your fiancé = DUUURRRRR HHHUUUURRRR

oooooh_fml 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 18:15

it's not a she, the fiancé is a guy

clanceyrocks11 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 18:38

I have to do that all the time! DAFP

adidaman 3

Sunday 30 May 2010 19:11

I loled at this one. Gratz op

unimpressed 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 19:23

You are dumb too #34. The op is referring to her fiancé. A guy not a girl. oh, you're a blonde too.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 30 May 2010 19:26

Wow does your fiance not know how to spell? What's his IQ? I'm afraid to ask how he'll hold down a job once you;re married...

Xythenol 6

Sunday 30 May 2010 20:18

"Today, my fiancé decided to spell out some strange word that I'd never heard before. What the hell is a T-R-E-A-T? FML"

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