By theatreismylife - United States
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML
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  Demotivator  |  2

c'mon thats an easy answer...

...Now I could tell you Rafaella Gabriela and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo, and a rhinoceros. And now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectively to Rafaella Gabriela Sarsaparilla and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo!
Whew! Because of pronouns I can say, in this way:
"WE found THEM and THEY found US, and now THEY are OURS and WE're so happy." Thank you pronoun!
You see a pronoun was made to take the place of a noun,
'Cause saying all those nouns over and over
Can really wear you down.

By  RHOPKINS13  |  2

Today, I was sitting next to the girl I like and she was doing homework. I looked up and her eyes met with mine. My heart was pounding. Maybe I'd finally get the courage to ask her out. I started muttering her name as my face inched closer to hers. My pulse was racing - I simply couldn't bring myself to do it! Finally, I just asked "What's a pronoun?" FML

By  airandfingers  |  0

Nice one, #2.
I don't know OP, either this guy is pretty dumb for not knowing what a pronoun is, or you're pretty young (like 7th grade or younger). If the latter is the case, then at least you're a great writer for your age! You could write romance novels right now!