By theatreismylife - 27/04/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML
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jSOPURE 3
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You mean to tell me the English language doesn't make you hot? :(

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junjouromantica 0

Now I see why you like him.

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livelife 0
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oooh that sucks. better luck with another guy (:

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ffmmllyaya 0
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what's a pronoun.. wth is he in the fourth grade or something.. is op in the fourth grade also??

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

hrm... damn good question

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pingpongpickle 8

wtf is he retarded?

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Demotivator 2
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c'mon thats an easy answer... ...Now I could tell you Rafaella Gabriela and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo, and a rhinoceros. And now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectively to Rafaella Gabriela Sarsaparilla and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo! Whew! Because of pronouns I can say, in this way: "WE found THEM and THEY found US, and now THEY are OURS and WE're so happy." Thank you pronoun! You see a pronoun was made to take the place of a noun, 'Cause saying all those nouns over and over Can really wear you down.

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im_a_squid 25

#239, that SchoolHouse Rock excerpt from the Pronoun song is just spot on. It brings tears to my eyes. Haha, what an amazing thing you have done. x)

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theroxors19 12

#239 that was beautiful.

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RHOPKINS13 2
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Today, I was sitting next to the girl I like and she was doing homework. I looked up and her eyes met with mine. My heart was pounding. Maybe I'd finally get the courage to ask her out. I started muttering her name as my face inched closer to hers. My pulse was racing - I simply couldn't bring myself to do it! Finally, I just asked "What's a pronoun?" FML

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ncvolley123 8
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what did u say???

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Calyx_fml 21
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She should have said "us".

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junjouromantica 0

Now I see why you like him.

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jSOPURE 3
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You mean to tell me the English language doesn't make you hot? :(

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niirah 0
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I think it's his lack of the command of the English language she has a problem with.

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zombieattackk 0

#4 is a win

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CaptainJellyBean 0
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What an articulate bloke!

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sillygoosezeus 4
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Apparently people don't understand sarcasm, the word "articulate", or both. In any case, I still chuckled.

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PhoenixRising 0
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Work with it! The best bonds are formed over a mutual love of grammar. I may be a dork, but in my experience this stuff really turns on the hot English majors.

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airandfingers 0
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Nice one, #2. I don't know OP, either this guy is pretty dumb for not knowing what a pronoun is, or you're pretty young (like 7th grade or younger). If the latter is the case, then at least you're a great writer for your age! You could write romance novels right now!

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Malecent 13
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or he could be foreign... you kmow because there is more than one country

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Pepperolls 0
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Whats so FYL about that? I find it very sexy, apart from his lack of intelligence..

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iPhanny 0

Lol #2 xD

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synacious 0
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He was probably just nervous.

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