Love: Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly,...

By asdfasdf - 03/03/2009 15:38 - United States

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:59

this is why i hate bluetooth

lxclark 17

Monday 5 April 2010 9:02

Those bluetooth things are so annoying! One guy had one while standing next to me at a urinal. Imagine my suprise when he said "I'll come in a minute"..

Comments

silver13 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:43

Dammmmmmmm! technology now a days!

uknowitsJAIME 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:53

Awkward....

thekewlest69 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:46

That's just bad luck

cloudaboveyou 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:06

Lol ur funny

Omgplz 3

Monday 7 November 2011 4:31

Embarrassing* Learn to spell. Also, I don't care if you thumb this down.

jonwassing 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:59

Always check first! Golden rule of hot strangers! ALWAYS look for the Bluetooth first!

coolstorybro6 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:01

Thats just embarrassing!

stevenmx86 7

Monday 11 June 2012 5:54

I hate when uninformed people like #1 say things like that. Bluetooth is a communication standard and a pretty awesome and useful one at that. It's like when someone says their Facebook got hacked when they just left their account logged in...