Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML
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Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML
Today, I got a stomach bug. Then my three kids joined in like it was a team sport. My husband decided his actual soccer game was more important. FML
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML
Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "Five more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
Now that's commitment.
MeanBeagle 22
I bet he regrets saying not to keep it down
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hippodankamus 22
You, my friend, are committed.
badmandilon 19
Messi (#1 soccer star in the world) vomits all the time. So, don't feel bad about it, OP.
blazerman_fml 17
Technically Ronaldo is #1 atm.Shame cos I actually prefer Messi :/
Audem_fml 27
Wow you were that sick and still that good !
claubea11 14
Bah! Messi vomits on the pitch and before the game all the time. Who cares? Sucks that it landed in him though. At least he praised your skills :)
gf53 9
You don't have to be sick to vomit. it's also a side effect when you push your body to the limit. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
SuicideSmurf 16
it definitely shows your commitment . I hope everything works out for you OP c:
awkotaco333 15
you deserve to make the team, dedication at its finest.
DenverTyrrell 13
Well done for going even tho you was ill! But you could have at least done it to the side XD
jelly_bennett 23
Hopefully someday it'll be a hilarious inside joke
Pyrithium 8
Yeah I know that feeling from high school wrestling conditioning... after a while you'll build up a kind of immunity, OP. Hope you feel better.