Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML
Today, I got a stomach bug. Then my three kids joined in like it was a team sport. My husband decided his actual soccer game was more important. FML
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML
Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "Five more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
Now that's commitment.
MeanBeagle 22
I bet he regrets saying not to keep it down
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Comments (44)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why is everyone saying that OP is showing true dedication and everything? I think it's foolish to try out for anything if you're sick. Your life wouldn't be screwed up because you didn't make a sports team that won't matter in five years. You should have stayed home and gotten well. Plus, you could have exposed the coach and the whole team to the virus.
mikbrooke 25
you probably shouldnt make assumptions that it wouldnt matter to the OP in five years. what if they are trying to get a career out of soccer, & this was one of the best teams to go through? you just dont know from the little amount of information given.
rafinajib 2
Actually your kinda wrong, this would matter in 5 years because it was premier league trials which is really important to footballers. This was me btw
worldclassrager 41
A true sign you were working hard...
jeanyrios 10
Sorry coach
outlawjavis 11
well there was one thing he couldent keep up
aliciavanham 13
Hahaha you gave your all.
ABCDEF121 3
FaaaaaaaaaaaaKe
lina21 12
Um....what a trooper. When you're well, you must rule the field. This said, as awkward as that was, I assume he sent you home and gave you a spot?
missypetite 4
I had the same situation happened to me before. I passed out in front of my coach when she forced me to keep jumping the rope after I told her many times that I am not feeling well.
mxij 13
I feel your pain OP, I did the exact same thing, minus the puking on the coach. I'm sure he'll understand and respect your commitment
missreader 14
hope you feel better