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Sodapop40 Whitecourt, Canada

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

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They saw me staring at them with terror in my eyes, and quickly came over to ask me if I wanted tto model with their agency? Um, no.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Run far away.

carcinogenic 7

Well aren't you the chosen one!

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it's Canada, he's probably planning you an apology as we speak

Lock your doors OP!

yeah pedophiles aren't as bad as the people who misspell

I hope you're not alone.

Don't go to him my pretty

Better start locking them doors!

You weren't the only one that was shopping. Dun dun dun.

how about walking over and asking what they're talking about? just saying... if you're shopping it's usually rather crowded so a good option to confront someone instead of going home and feel like chicken the next 3 weeks or so over probably nothing but a joke or a rather weird way to start a flirt...

"Usually rather crowded"? No, actually. Crowds come and go. Even in large malls in big cities I've been the only person in a store before. And yes, let's walk right up to these strangers to make it easier to be grabbed and dragged out of the store. Brilliant.

Maybe to hire you to work there? Let's not jump to conclusions.

Yes. Store managers are hiring scouts now to scope out prospective employees shopping at their stores... What?

It may not happen like it used to, but I was giving the benefit of the doubt.

A prank? I think we've all read about things like that.