Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
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Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
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Top comments
Awnonymous 4
Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.
Anaxes 5
It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?
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Comments (117)
rockyraccoon28 8
I love how this site deletes my comments? or at least they don't show up. anyways...you listened to her? that was smart..
ohSNAPyall 27
I love how this site deletes your comments too. Haha, just kidding, I don't care. Read my username aloud please.
RFetsch 0
way to go, fruitcup.
starile 20
What's with all your "fruitcup" comments? Fruit cups are good!
blahzz 4
Piss all over the floor and walk away.
Mirorbo 27
I would have walked on the floor anyways, darling. Unless there was more soap than water on the floor, there's minimal chances you'll slip.
smurf1 0
I would have ******* walked on it anyway. and if she was a total bit** about it I would have spilt crap everywhere
lovesteph3523 0
you actually listened to her? if i were you, i would have just walked over the wet floor.
WhyTheFace4 0
Same here. I would've written my name on the floor with my shoe. I did that all the time at the Wawa I used to work at.
substitutes 0
Wow think for yourself
FaberDriveLuv 5
I wouldn't have even bothered waiting for the floor to dry. What's worse for the employee? Re mopping a couple of steps or mopping up pee?? If I wrote this more than once, my bad, fml seems to not be posting my comments ._.
polopony 0
Okay, I'll stand here and you go make me a sammich
misfitSuperStar 0
Ever heard of moving yourself when someone starts mopping around you?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#32 Yeah...Unless the employee mopping was moving at the speed of light, I feel like the OP could have moved out of the way before the employee mopped all around them.