Love: Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain,...

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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By thanksforthat - 10/01/2013 23:11 - United States - Tunkhannock

Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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By My Body Hates me - 30/07/2020 05:01

Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML

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By glorified taxi driver - 11/06/2020 20:08

Today, after starting a new job, having two ovarian cysts rupture and been in and out of the hospital twice in a week, I'd been told that I couldn't work, needed surgery, and could lose my ovary. I’m 23. I was told that my job was secure and not to worry. I received my termination letter. FML

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By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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Sunday 28 December 2014 14:53

You shouldn't even be talking to an extremely ignorant jerk like that who apparently only cares about sex.

Cass_x 22

Sunday 28 December 2014 15:07

He seems to be a ******* idiot. Try not to feel too sad over someone that's so self centered and only thinks about sex. I really hope you're okay xoxo

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sodapopcookie 5

Sunday 28 December 2014 21:11

Your ex-boyfriend is a jerk. Hope you get better soon.

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 28 December 2014 21:36

Sounds like an idiot. He emasculated himself hopefully they turn blue and fall off

TemperanceRiley 15

Sunday 28 December 2014 22:22

Ur better off OP. Wat a ******* dick. I have reoccurring cysts n adhesions on top of endo. it's no excuse n it hurts like hell. u deserve better. He isn't even a man if he can't b next t u.

FoQua 1

Sunday 28 December 2014 22:48

You shouldn't be dating such a giant douche bag. It's your own fault.

DorrieBelle 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 22:51

Yay ! You got a free Jerkectomy - most of us have to pay dearly for those. Good riddance to stupid rubbish, and I hope you're feeling better soon. I had a cyst the size of a melon removed, and like most women, I'd rather have the most boring sex on the planet than go through that again. Hope your next boyfriend has a brain instead of a constantly needy d*ck.

emeester 7

Sunday 28 December 2014 23:36

That happened to me recently only I didn't know I had them. One burst and I went in thinking it was appendicitis! Very painful and I'm so sorry your ex-boyfriend made it even more painful for you. I know everyone says this but obviously you're better off without him if he's going to be a grade A jerk and make your problems about himself. Hope you feel better, OP!