Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
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Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML
Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML
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perdix 31
Are you on dope? Did this really happen or are you just dreaming it? Were these "two hot girl" runners or spectators of the marathon? What was a little boy doing on the race course? Are you high-stepping for 26 miles, 385 yards?
Fortuitous 0
The world does not kneed another child abuser.
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Comments (57)
jtrain80 0
that little bot must be blind if he can't see a person running toward him. kids are idiots!
spade1997 0
fake and gay
JanisEvans 10
Okay, clear up some things for me... You run a marathon. So far so good. Random chicks start talking to you WHILE you run a marathon? Given that you have to look back: Did they not run it too? Then why would they talk to a runner? Also, why do yo have to look and smile back at someone who is allegedly talking to you? Did you by any chance confuse 'talking to me' with 'pointing and laughing at me'? And WTF is that kid doing on the track? Are you sure you didn't dream this during a sugar rush on the couch while watching others run a marathon on telly?
scarlett361 0
omg #56 FTW!
Festering_Jugger 2
Did he bleed... That's funny
giggitygoo12 7
Good job:)
fallenkilljoy 13
At least you didn't fist him.