Kids: Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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My fault

By Craig - 05/02/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

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Good cause, bad knees

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

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By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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Sunday 31 October 2010 19:22

Are you on dope? Did this really happen or are you just dreaming it? Were these "two hot girl" runners or spectators of the marathon? What was a little boy doing on the race course? Are you high-stepping for 26 miles, 385 yards?

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:23

The world does not kneed another child abuser.

Comments

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:35

Good job!

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:36

HAH! AWESOME!

biskitbukit 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:51

Hot girls, they'll get you every time.

mrbeastmode 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:24

is that you in your picture???

biskitbukit 7

Monday 1 November 2010 7:31

Um, yes, why??

SadinSherman 16

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:29

Smooth

bethan1 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:46

Beating up people who are smaller than you is not a good way to impress the ladies.... when will you bullies learn?

disco2466 8

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:54

how is he a bully obv was a accident

bethan1 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:05

I was joking, dear.

gum33b34r 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:49

Wow fail

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:07

YOU MONSTERR D:

IAreStarfeesh 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:38

I'm no monster! I'm a starfish. So technically I'm a monster. Okay I'm a monster but that is beside the point!

yuggi1 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:59

Starfishes are animals, get it right. ;(

joshvanmeter 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:57

you are cute

DonHustle 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:33

Serves that kid right, for standing in your way! I would have slapped the shit of that kid! Then I would have gone up to those girls and had sex with them. 47 times each. Because I'm awesome. Haha just kidding, I'm a massive pussy.