Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
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Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, as an usher at a beauty pageant, I was helping other patrons when a group walked past me and sat. I politely asked to see their tickets, but one of the women got angry and ripped hers up to throw the pieces in my face. Without a ticket, I had to kick her out. The police were called. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
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Top comments
icy37 10
Still no reason to just shove it over op's book. I'm sure if the woman handed it normally, op would understand.
wildramz 4
In sure I would have done the same thing
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Comments (100)
wthisausername 0
this sucks but its not really an fml i think u just wanted to post an fml
badass243 6
how do you ride a sandwich shop?
schizo_teddybear 8
Can't tell if trolling or not.
Dudelike89 8
Badass, I'm sure you have experience riding footlongs.
44skull44 6
I don't care if it was about the burning of babies holding puppies, don't shove crap in my face
lajaynay 15
Bitch was rude. She could have at least said something like, "Please, have you seen this child?!?!" You were not in the wrong, my friend.
perdix 31
You don't need the flyer, you know what the girl looks like -- she's tied up in your basement after all.
SpruceDread4578 13
Oh, perdix, you and your really strange humor.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Too far, dude. Too far.
sarah56195 0
This comment is completely rude and insensitive. Too far. Jeez.
kai_li 8
Don't lose any sleep - as many have said before me - there is never an excuse for bad manners! You did nothing wrong. On a related note, I imagine that if everyone displayed courtesy in all their actions, there would be little need for this site!
louize_fml 0
I would react the same thing. That's not an excuse to be rude and just shove something into people's faces.
docscientist 10
It was still just as "rude" however miscommunications often involve rudeness before understanding the situation. As long as you weren't rude after you found out, the both of you should be understanding of the action/reaction. Also, things at times call for rudeness.
ohSNAPyall 27
A desperate person with a missing child.
khernandez11 0
I hate when people do that to me in the subway, like it's proper to say excuse me .