Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was released from jail. Why was I in jail? Last night, I used my taser on a much larger, drunken male individual who wouldn't physically keep his hands off me, despite me telling him to back off. Everything was on camera outside the bar, yet I'm the one who was arrested. Thank you California laws. FML
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Today, I was shot and arrested for trespassing. I'm a firefighter and I was saving a child. FML
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Top comments
EngineerJane 0
That's today society for you. All males are rapist and all females are goddesses.
indiablue 4
sucks to be you!
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Comments (106)
Acecool 2
According to the US Supreme court, if you are being unlawfully arrested, you are legally allowed to resist arrest to the point of taking the officers life. It is treated like kidnapping, you are legally allowed to defend your freedom if you are innocent. Sue!
aww_man2010 6
That sucks, sorry to hear that, I want to be a police officer so that I can help out innocent people that get treated like that for no reason, that sort of action was completely unnecessary, I personally don't think that you should sue but I would also understand if you did. Also I think that you should bring this situation to someone of a higher power so that the cops that kept you in jail for that long and whoever it was that tased you can be punished.
JP1324 0
law suit time
cul8r 4
This is so typical for a totally hysterical society that's being constantly kept in a state of panic by the media...
capilot 10
This is why you NEVER touch a stranger's child. Better to walk away.
MTZ8590 4
SUE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR FALSE ARREST!
1337chick 4
Consult a lawyer and sue.
mockingjay_fml 0
where were the kids parents ? ...
ohmek 0
Tasers are the new fad. They didn't wanna feel left out.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
This FML goes well with the one about a boy writing "**** THE COPS" on the back of the school wall. That should be your new motto.