Intimacy: Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 21:15 - United States

Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML

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By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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By ournhd - 13/11/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

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By Username - 31/07/2019 00:01 - Singapore

Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML

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By THATguy - 21/09/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML

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Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML

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Today, I was shot and arrested for trespassing. I'm a firefighter and I was saving a child. FML

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EngineerJane 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:38

That's today society for you. All males are rapist and all females are goddesses.

indiablue 4

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:13

sucks to be you!

Comments

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:12

Really? Helping their own children? What would they get charged with?

evildemonchild 18

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:14

for helping their own child, they'll go to jail? wth their gonna be charge with? For being a good parent?

Sigil 11

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:28

Help no one.

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:47

Hong Kong Phooey!<3

sallen0046 4

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:30

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Kolden 11

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:39

ur a dumb ass. shut the hell up

MrNiceGuy518 3

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:39

Yes.

mkrone 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 14:01

he's right though, it was all perfectly justified. but not the tazering (tasering?) that was uncalled for.

ShrukiantheMad 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 15:03

Listen here child, learn how to use the english language properly before you call ANYONE a dumb ass. ******* idiot.

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 26 January 2011 16:58

*English

MsBHaven 8

Monday 2 July 2012 19:10

Semi relevant comment: Dont quote me here but I remember hearing a story about some guy who died after diving infront of a vehicle and throwing a child to safety.. the child hit the pavement head first and ended up with brain damage... apparently the parents then tried to sue the guys family for the damage he caused their child!!

sallen0046 4

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:32

There are plenty of cases of parents being charged with endangering the welfare of the child simply because they were in a situation that would require them needing help. There are just as many cases of one parent bringing charges against another for similar situations. While it's inconvenient for those not doing anything wrong, it's better policy to charge now, and ask questions later.