Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
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ghirahim 5
An eye for an eye.
Welshite 40
I thought you were trained to keep your eye on the ball, not the other way around.
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Comments (116)
hailezz349 5
Then when shes stealing home you should tag her out by hittn her eye! :{)
crzysam96 7
That'll teach them not to cheer negative things.
crzysam96 7
Ahhhh read the FML wrong ignore that!!!
sarahblayke 10
I know the feeling i pitch and had it happen to me
cartooncharacter 9
I'll pitch, you catch. You game? ;)
cartooncharacter 9
I pitched for baseball. It wasn't my thing. I loved it tho...
sophie1020 1
I hope you had a face mask on. That iCloud really hurt you
Angelrose2004 17
A face mask for pitching? It should be that way. But I have yet to see that one. And it did a fair amount of damage... broke the bones on that side of my face.
peve3 12
They do have face masks for pitching. I'll admit they are awkward, but they do have them.
mckibabe 7
67, if you where op you would know they make tons of masks for pitching and some of them can be less distracting then others.
Angelrose2004 17
I played for a community league. Pitchers don't wear facemasks there. You all don't have to believe I'm op. But I have the email to prove it.
dog1999 2
Some people are shallow enough that nothing matters except for what is done for the world to see.
saucey74 2
Keep your eye on the ball smalls
worldclassrager 41
ironic...hope it didn't screw up your eyesight...
kolleen_fml 3
they make face masks to prevent those kinds of things from happening.. i suggest investing in one..
trg568 7
they make catchers wear masks not the pitchers. SMFH
peve3 12
They have them. I prefer not to use one, though.
radke1017 5
They don't make you wear face masks? They make us wear them
trg568 7
not for pitchers probably just catchers. imagine if every player had to wear a mask it would be hard to play
kyleebabee 6
Ouch!! I'm a fast pitch pitcher also and I can just imagine the pain! I've never been hit in the face from batter, but i've hit other places! Hope you heal fast!