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By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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By O Boy - 28/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML

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By WTF, Mom?? - 13/10/2023 03:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML

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By Levi2411 - 21/11/2018 17:30

Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2015 05:45 - United States - Ossining

Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML

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You deserved it 2 687

By counselor - 25/08/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 14:00

Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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Matisse_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:02

Happens to the best of us. I once shared my thoughts on the "very special forces" article on The Onion's website to an acquaintance at work. It turned out that his brother was mentally disabled. FML

Timmytwofinger 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 5:56

what a tard, can people get off mums cause i just got off all of yours.

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sugarandspite 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:52

HAH! SO funny. P.S. is that name an Empire!... reference?

bsaucedo 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:28

timmytwofinger wins .

swimmer07 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:47

if her moms funeral was last week she shouldnt be talking about burying people

AnnaSeptic 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:50

26, yeah, I thought the same thing. And that's why I say "your face" instead. Because it's easy to tell if someone doesn't have a face.

Bloonbloon 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:04

lol #27 I love using the mom insult :(

yourmumspanties 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:46

lololol you can't go wrong with your mum jokes

RyanKaufman 7

Sunday 3 January 2010 11:21

FYL for getting eye ****** by a ferrel pack of wolves who then in turn eat you slowly by starting from your fingers and toes and go up until you're just a sack of flesh and meat. YDI for being a ******* idiot and using a Your Mom joke. To redeem yourself, remove the pile of shit from your ears that you shoved in there to make people think you had a brain. Then see if the nearest rapist can split you in half with a pickaxe and rape each organ of yours. Double points if you can shoot yourself, your parents, and your grandparents with the same bullet. Kill the shitty parenting line.

Hannah15 3

Thursday 22 November 2012 13:00

that was really harsh. wow.

GrammarFailure 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:05

YDI for being an immature 12 year old and using a "your mom" joke.

Jake1595 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 14:40

you have to know how to use them.

newmanlyman3 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:34

1= lolz lolz lolz lolz lolz lolz!!!!!!!!!!!

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