Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0
what a douche... FYI op
Graawr 7
That sucks op. Its time to say goodbye to him.
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Comments (115)
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
Maybe he was joking? Is it really true?
MmissyT 8
lmao
ANTLink19 4
trashy with a hint of lime.
ANTLink19 4
In the same situation with my wife I probably would have said, "Planning on it but I think she works. Since their's nothing better to do, bed time."
sapphirestar 0
aww omg so he was serious? :/ fyl op. you could actually say you are going to call your other boyfriend too..? :x
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Hahaha. Don't ask--even jokingly--unless you're prepared for the answer.
spidersilkx9 0
just have a 3some. everyone wins.
scenekid1119 0
marry me....
JazzieeMamass 0
poor youh :( , that suckss. maybee it was a kidd kidd thingg ? youh kidd then hee kidds
PimpdaddyCJT 13
did you really ****** need the " h" after you
wDeemish 0
what an a**howle
5t3ff1k4h 47
1. He could have been kidding. My boyfriend does a long dramatic pause like that before he says something like that. It's just a joke, in my case. 2. He's a douche if he actually did it.