Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0
what a douche... FYI op
Graawr 7
That sucks op. Its time to say goodbye to him.
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Comments (115)
manonwater 0
LOOSER!!!
thepirate19 3
looser? how can you cal somebody a loser in a situation like this when it's not their fault. on top of trying to look cool you mispell a 2nd grade word and have a pic of a whale on your arm.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Dude, pirate, don't be a prick.
islandhani 0
yeah maybe he was like emphasizing the "oo" in loser? and I'm sure he was talking about the cheating bastard... Loooooser :)
wolfshadow 4
Ehh, I would put 3 it more for emphasis. He could have double tapped the "o"
UpAllNight_862 6
lol 41 you're the one to talk? isn't it ironic how you bashed him on spelling, a very common mispelled word actually, loser wrong when you spelled 'Call' wrong. oh okay.
HeretoBlame 3
lol OP you need a big brother and a bat this always helps you out...umm look at the brightside...you're single and back on the market...I guess...
ThereIsNoFork 0
Brilliant plan. Don't forget to wear gloves!
ladyramses 2
well that's a kick to the teeth... move on
InDenial 6
Yeah he's really 'sick'. **** cheaters make me want to kick their ass and hang them. Sorry for the outburst, but it's true.
scenekid1119 0
it's not cheating if it's different zip codes :)
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
Nahh it's only ok if it's different states
Notjustanother1 0
either you've been cheated on by a girl or you are trying to make yourself appear faithful for the girls ..... why else would you care If guys cheat maybe your gay and your lover cheated on you that's why you angry that guys cheat hmmm
rizzle88 0
doesnt matter if there dif post code CHEATING IS CHEATING to bad if they had kids together there life would be totaly screwed up DUE TO HIS SCREW UP... be faithful or dont be in a relationship.. my partner is 3 post codes away and wont DARE cheat on me.. i have had 3 cheating partners in my life and everyone of them has regreted it..
AmberBri 8
Your picture makes the comment all the more...interesting.
AjaxF 0
Well, you asked, he answered. .atleast he tried to lie, you didn't believe him, no trust no relationship OR he could've been joking. . .WHO KNOWS?
lblikk 0
aww. hahhaahahaaa! that frikken sucks
triggerit 5
it was sick joke...
impaidbytheday 0
3some
briannacyrus 0
What he meant was you weren't supposed to find out at all. Don't worry though, op. If he cheated on you, he'll more than likely cheat on her, or she on him. You get what you give, after all. So there's an upside!