Intimacy: Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Spicy

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Spicy

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By talkingtoaretard - 25/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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TMI

By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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niallo 23

Wednesday 30 April 2014 0:09

I hate speaker phone. I always tell people when they're on it.

crue88 11

Wednesday 30 April 2014 0:08

lol what was it?

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MikeyScene420 17

Wednesday 30 April 2014 21:52

What was it????

Queenie2014 11

Wednesday 30 April 2014 23:58

Stop reading Cosmo

crashwa 9

Sunday 4 May 2014 19:36

Tragic!

fantasyworld 37

Monday 5 May 2014 0:51

Better it was his sister than a random girl.

m1na 4

Friday 9 May 2014 1:36

Tell people they're on speaker phone. It's just good manners.

UserOfTheMind 24

Monday 1 December 2014 12:15

I'm sorry. I had to hit YDI because I was going to be the 7,777. FYL though OP.

Kate2164 8

Monday 12 September 2016 1:45

U shoulda just told in person or on text and i was on soeaker once and i got cursed at by sumone....

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