Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML
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Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML
Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
he's leaking a bit too much information to you. urine for some unfortunate stories if you keep talking to him. if you haven't cotton by now, those undies are undesirable. are you tight with this man?
Burukasai 17
All of them make sense to me, and all of them are related to the FML. Very funny, #2. xD
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Comments (32)
DaveOnDope 4
Just how tightie wuz them whities?
Anteezy 7
Maybe he did it as revenge, when telemarketers bother me I act like a retarded person and make them explain stuff over and over again. Most of them are so desperate to sell me their crap they will keep trying and trying especially if you fake some interest.
lilgurll 0
I hate most old people -.- lol so FYL for talking to one :3
sccrismyantidrg 4
Did he sound like Elmer from Crank Yankers? I could see it happening.
graceless_monkey 0
If you think about it. It's kinda sad. You might have been the only person he had to talk to. It's regrettable what the subject matter was, but you might have made him feel like someone cared.
gagneana000 5
This should be on notalwaysright.com
k0brah 3
Barf!