Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
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mintcar 10
Hahahaha, your dad is hilarious.
krushr 3
Time to start Skyping in your room. Unless he's into that kind of thing?
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Comments (188)
Nu2Lyfe 2
Glad my dads not really around. But my mom I think is worse... Since she already walks around the house naked all the time...
TheElBurrrito 21
ouch! that doesn't even sound fun.
RedPillSucks 33
Unless the mom is hawt. Then there'll be all sorts of boys wanting video chat sessions.
airforcebound 0
hahaha thats the shit
crystalbeee 0
haha epic u got a great dad. hope u c da funny side
FYLDeep 26
Party Boy!
pandemic_fml 0
Epic. The father of a guy I dared in highschool would fondle himself on the couch through his pants while I was over. It was foul.
pandemic_fml 0
dated* Stupid iPhone.
froeloffen 0
your dad's a legend!!
MisterAmazing_fml 0
would've been funnier if the dad started singing "i'm too sexy"
Femtrooper 0
Your dad is awesome
Sparx1_1 16
Better to have the dad that does things like this than the one who treats you like crap or beats you.
mike3775 39
That is why you never do face to face chats unless you are in a private setting.