Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went about pet-proofing my house because my new kitten is exploring every nook and cranny. I locked up everything dangerous. Then, while trying to put a safety lock on the pantry/cold room, I managed to lock myself inside. I had to yell for my roommate to let me out. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML
Today, at my job in a pet store, my boss had me pull all the bags of food out and restock them so that they sat pretty. Five minutes later, the store is full of people. My manager screamed, "They're touching things!" and locked himself in the office with a cup of tea. He has the only open register. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
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perdix 31
You should have pretended to be a cat. I'm sure everyone would have cracked up when you started licking your own fur.
saranottelling 7
That's horrible! I hope you weren't trapped in there too long.
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Comments (59)
bss4life 0
did you at least pour cat litter all over them when they let you out. fyl you should sue their asses for harassement and nobody deserves to be pubicly humiliated like that
Rakshasa23 0
Haha I feel bad for you that you got pranked, but seriously? Locked in a cat cage? If you had a paperclip/hairpin and an ounce of dexterity in your body you could pick the lock and get out.
Sdras 0
Thank heavens that it's illegal to sell cats and dogs at pet stores in my country. Still sucks for OP though.
beth93 0
i work in a pet shop. its awful
erjaguam 0
find another job
uneed2calmdown 0
I lol'd at the thought of this. Sorry man.... kinda funny though. >:)
serp_fml 0
lawsuit!
lolfmlfail 0
lolololololololol
coolplanes 0
you should have started dancing. that's what I would have done
baier145 0
Omg my friend did that to one of my other friends it was hilarious.