Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML
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WolfKing501 0
why is she taking you to the hospital?
iamEricCartmen 0
lucky it wasn't shit
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Comments (125)
Divarhd 2
YDI for not knowing how to spell SPILLED!!!! What are you....5???
my_fml_account 2
You're even more retarded for not knowing 'spilt' is correct. While it is not used anymore in american english (which, let's face it, is just a dialect and not a language in it's own right), it is still used in british and australian english - even though 'spilled' is a more common form. You would do well to remember that there is a world outside the US, and that the english language comes from... you guessed it... England!
lexi365 20
Priceless memories haha!
elorenzo_fml 0
Well, wouldn't you?
ddddj1 0
ur mom Is beast
nerdsgetmehot 23
Did you hurt anything besides your dignity?
Ryanmatuszak 5
why would you need to go to the hospital for falling.
BruceIsASoldier 0
your mom is awesome lol
AmazingLadyy13 0
To the hospital? lol.
itsbritneybixchh 0
haha BLACKMAIL!! mom: honey go do the laundry op: in a minute! mom: yes your right, in a minute your pudding picture will be all over your facebook. thanks for leaving it logged in. love you PARENTAL WIN!
2141_MECH 0
And now that picture in on EPICFAIL.COM