Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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MrPoly 0
They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.
depechemode 0
Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?
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Comments (411)
tsunamisurfer08 3
I fail to see how is's possible to be so addicted to a game. I'm a gamer, but if my girl did something like that, I guarantee you games will be gone from my mind for quite a while. People who can put a game before any relationship.....need help. Lots of it.
kotome 0
YDI it for not getting up and joining him :3
evilduck_fml 0
the guy is obviously a healer or smth. you weren't in the danger of dying, were you? logic saves the day. o/
ohhhhshizzz 0
WoW is NOT that interesting to me. #96: Yeah I may have all of that, but I rarely get on AIM, when I'm on Facebook it is just to talk to my TX friends:) And here is to see people sufferXD But if I had the chance to do something like, go on a date with a guy that I REALLLLLY like I would jump on it, computer off. I don't care if I'm talking to someone:P_ Only 24/7 thing I have is music.
mistymay 0
Meh. I know a girl who did that and ended up with 4 fingers in her butthole.
TheSmirkster 0
Sounds like it's time for a new boyfriend.
THysios 2
ROFL wat an idiot, i dont mind WoW but ild take a GF anyday
kiit23 0
I'm a WoW player, also a female. You have to be reasonable... just because its a guy doesn't mean they're always going to be in the mood, and you -did- tell them to do whatever they wanted. I've been shunned for WoW by a previous bf, which I now understand as I've passed up on stuff with my current one because honestly, sometimes I would rather play. It's not because WoW is a "drug" or for "losers" as so many people here think.. Be mindful that not everyone's libido is on the same page, and try not to let it bring you down. On the other hand, if he really IS an addict, try tuesday mornings when the servers are down ;)
ogloc 0
Oh man, I wish my gf would say that to me... I'd ravage her. But yeah, FYL
samus129 0
i would have stayed with you fyl