Health: Today, I was in the hospital for 12 hours with unbearable stomach...

By CollegeKid - 22/01/2017 22:00

Today, I was in the hospital for 12 hours with unbearable stomach pain. Apparently I have a horrible infection in my intestines and colon. My mom is now accusing me of having anal sex and allowing a man to ejaculate into my bum. My great-grandma believes her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 05:01

Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 17:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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Bad sandwich, bad week

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 12:02 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the doctor's. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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Sick of this shit

By Amy - 20/07/2023 13:00 - United States - Avondale

Today, after 3 days of being admitted to the hospital, I don't have appendicitis. I have a bacterial infection in my intestinal tract, with gut-wrenching pain and brutal diarrhea for over a week. They can't give me anymore Imodium, I just have to let it run its course. This is the second time I've had this. FML

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Sunday 22 January 2017 22:11

Anyone else wish the FML app would go back to the way it was before, without the horrible ads, crashing and comment problems?

TabooSushi 24

Sunday 22 January 2017 22:33

Because there is no other possible way for you to have gotten that infection, apparently... Geez, is your family highly religious, or just crazy? Cause that just sounds batcrap crazy.

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yankesik 16

Monday 23 January 2017 3:32

Ask them if they're speaking from their own experience. Just kidding, I'd want to get you disowned.

trucker2 33

Monday 23 January 2017 4:50

That got to be a virus going around..... wait until your mother or grandmother catches it... hand them some anal ease cream and wink...

lone_fenrir_1 1

Monday 23 January 2017 5:30

I got extreme parents. ...any one want to help me get even with them? my parents are extremely homophobic and extremely religious so a gay sex should solve every thing, honestly anal sex ain't the only way. ... your life suks

saffy66 34

Monday 23 January 2017 9:34

Your mother is as dirty-minded as mine was when I was young.

charliewhippet 9

Monday 23 January 2017 10:21

Maybe get your doctor to have a word and eplain how these things actually work?

cornyrob 33

Monday 23 January 2017 15:43

Well, did you?

cornyrob 33

Monday 23 January 2017 15:43

Well, did you?

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 23 January 2017 15:53

Let me guess- your mom also accused your sister of "whoring around" when she got a yeast infection, and told you this was a warning from god not to give ******** when you needed your tonsils out?