By Catuser - 06/03/2014 03:09 - United States - Bracey

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML
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Catuser 14

This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.

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japtap81 16

If the class is bullshit then I'd hope you are getting an A in that class. Otherwise, just apologize for sneezing and don't be a smartass. Smartasses are those who still can't spell or use proper English.

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kittykat033 10

Based on the quality of that joke, I sincerely hope you're in sixth grade.

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paigexox0 37

An honours english kindergarten class?

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Goblin182 26

Funny as hell, but a self inflicted wound. YDI

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CptObvious98 8

You should have brought bullshit that day.

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thefastnfuryass 14

Teacher: "At least one of you is paying attention."

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jwcalifo 4

Thats the greatest thing I ever heard! lol

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imbedderdenu 23

wow. hope you werent getting an A....bc I dont think its going to be one anymore. YDI op...YDI

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