Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly... - FML

By Catuser - 06/03/2014 03:09 - United States - Bracey

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

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Catuser 14

Saturday 8 March 2014 6:09

This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:22

Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:23

I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.

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Dumbledora 9

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:13

That was very rude and immature. Your teacher is just trying to do her job. No need to insult her for nothing.

Fr0gs 15

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:22

How long did it take you yo realize that was a bad idea?

Hellishowl 17

Friday 7 March 2014 0:30

clever, but a terrible idea

CharlesScene 3

Friday 7 March 2014 0:32

Thats right! Speak up!!!!

akballerchicity 11

Friday 7 March 2014 0:41

I call bullshit on this FML

telli164 30

Friday 7 March 2014 2:44

I once had a teacher, who told this guy he should have been swallowed.

imamaniac 4

Friday 7 March 2014 3:12

good one!

Pyrilamine 1

Friday 7 March 2014 4:47

I feel like saying that to my English teacher...

XxAlonexX4 2

Friday 7 March 2014 5:08

i would have loved to see everyones faces when you said that haha

characterswap 3

Friday 7 March 2014 6:01

XD

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