toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0
A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(
mubaki 18
hahahaha
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Comments (375)
kaimt 0
I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THIS UP
DatChickaa177353 0
Eww Now That's Just Plain Wrong I Would Have Likee Slaped The Shit Out of Her
SusannaxBanana 0
OMG that's so good xD Clit piercing must have hurt like a bitch though. lol
epicfail13337 4
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! If I was the OP, it wouldn't matter if that cashier was super-hot or very ugly. It's disgusting on anyone. I don't like facial piercings, but they don't mean the person is bad. FYL
Paige_Nicole10 0
very gross! lOl
samiam998 0
eww what the hell. that's absolutely disgusting.
xFenix81x 0
And that is when I would run away, screaming.
Carribu 0
Correction. It would be hot for a GUY. If OP is a straight woman, and I'm guessing she is (duh), then it bothers her.
CAITx4OH1xCORE 0
LOL, I wanna chill with this chick. She seems fun. XD.
moosey1234 0
whoaa u wear 1/2 gauges????? those are huge!! i want gauges.. my mommy would be scared tho lol