toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0
A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(
mubaki 18
hahahaha
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kaay_tee 0
soo nasty. i feel so bad for you! weeeeeird people in this world!
car6435 0
is she hot?
Colors_fml 0
*shudders* I am so sorry
Alie22 0
she got her ******** pierced? GROSS! wouldn't that hurt?
Hockeylover87_71 0
I agree with #187
Roojee 0
@209, not exactly.
MaximumRide 0
Why do other people care if someone has piercings?! You say they deserve it for have a ring throught their nose! So when some moron comes up to you, I'll say YDI for being judgemental. People can do what ever they want tothemselves, you shouldn't care.
Ascalon 2
@#212, Oh, yeaaah, the police shouldn't arrest me because running around town stark naked is how I express myself.
dvs01 0
You forgot to explain how this makes your life suck.
noldyu 0
HEY MAN WHAT GAUGE ARE YOUR GAUGES?!?!?!?!
tari_joon 0
Ahahaha this illustration is fantastic. Win.