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Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

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A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

hahahaha

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is the drawing happen to be done by jessica bell??

I'd be crying tears of blood for the rest of my life...

At least the illustration was accurate with their choice of a Skinny Puppy t-shirt.

Wow.....I looked up what a "********" is and, in my own words, it said "The part on a guys woo-hoo from which they e-****-ulate." My own words. Still, the concept is icky. >p

That's not what a ******** is....

larri_rools 0

Sorry man but your "clit" you're talking about is a mans Uethra. Try wiki next time huh?

ZombieGore 0

regardless of size, shape, weight, or looks, i think that clitoral piercings are kind of gross. but just because someone has one i won't assume they are gross. that is just my opinion. and just because someone calls them gauges doesn't make them ignorant. many people say that, myself included since my ears are "stretched". even the manufacturers and the places you buy the plugs and such call them that. don't get so aggravated at the "improper" use of the word.

THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT

sanem0808238036 0

Dam that bitch got problems

Picture does not show up :(

hollychaotic 3

Hey douchebag, you don't "gauge" your ears. You stretch them. Nor do you WEAR gauges. Please take out your plugs, you're giving the rest of us a bad name.