toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0
A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(
mubaki 18
hahahaha
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AClockworkOrange_fml 0
Well ... that put a rather lovely image in my head.
stringoffail 0
I'd bet dollars to pesos this happened at Trader Joe's. Am I right?
meltingwalls 0
AWKWARD TURTLE
Tirinka 0
*crosses legs* OW. ... piercings down there are a no-no... o_o FYL. (Then again, I've never gotten a piercing. Ever. Anywhere)
BitterButterfly 0
Honestly, it's not that bad... hurts for a hot second but then you're done.
knitbitch 0
oh ewww that is nasty, you could probably sue her for sexual harrassment, like someone before me joked about. go tell her manager! NEVER talk to strangers about your sex life or lack of one!
datashade 0
Yeah, complaining about fat people to the internet is probably a good way to get a backlash - you've seen the Comic Store Guy on the Simpsons, right? But, like others have said: when someone says something terrifying or disgusting like that, tell their manager.
Logica42 0
Um...fail, 148. Fail.
00754chan 0
ROFLLLL ! (y)
DankJemo 0
Best story ever...
beepmeep 0
FYL. I love pierced girls :D lets exchange gauges?