toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0
A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(
mubaki 18
hahahaha
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Comments (375)
vermillionlove 0
THE BEST illustrated FML yet. XD
Zomlette 0
This illustration is really cool, actually, but was anyone else constantly distracted by Skinny Puppy Shirt's nose?
Camy123_fml 0
Fat people scare me like really!!
metalmusic99 0
"yeah i would have been like so totally like 'TMI' because i'm so cool."
scince220 0
...Am I the only one that can't see the illustration? :-S
scince220 0
...Am I the only one who can't see the illustration? :-S
AnnaSeptic 0
Nope, I can't either!
prettyboy82 0
No, lots of people have been having trouble, its been all over the comments. Btw, why did your comment post twice?
scince220 0
Oh okay, I guess I'm glad it's not just me! And it didn't show up, so I wrote it again, then I saw it there twice!
xfmylifexxx 0
273, yeah it did
Clitastrophe 0
God, I love the comic. That is too hot.