Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh, my God, shoes.
powersmoke 0
Clap all they want, they are the ones who will be picking the shoes up. This ain't no stinkin' FML.
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Comments (93)
WOW_idc123 0
would u rather them get pissed n yell at you?
nwalsh2009 0
You got set up for sure.
allmidnighteyes 11
Need a moment? Chew it over... with Twix!
iDollFace 0
lolz! we do that at my job when the kids lean back too far in their chair and fall.
xxxChArLiExxx 0
haha, sad to say this, but I would have been one of the people clapping.
piqqu 0
pfff, happened to me except it was a shelf of DVDs. and i received a standing ovation from some preteen boys.
shankapotamous15 3
that's amazing :) at least they weren't all disgruntled haha
hotboy977 0
I would of bowed and walked away lol
ColdGold 6
Ha ha. They have to pick it up. But do you really need more shoes?
itsgen 16
okay can someone please explain why people clap in these kind of cases?