Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
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Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Hobbit79 10
When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.
Freethaawave 19
Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.
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Comments (130)
EvilEvin16 5
Hope your ok
BioChemEGirl 11
you're*
xALEXx_fml 15
Grammar nazi
iSingh 3
I just got into a fight over Skype as well. Over re-watching movies is "pointless" and "not entertaining". Coming from a guy who has no job, no hobby, and sits in chair all day staring at his computer.
EpicSquishii 21
No one cares about your pointless fight. no one even asked OP what his was about.
darkenedone 27
@51: 8 asked.
iSingh 3
Your a winner. Yelling at someone over the internet, feel good about yourself?
EpicSquishii 21
Didn't you just write that you got in a fight over the internet? Lmfao And then you went on to illuminate just how much "better" than your friend you are. You're a hypocrite, and this is a stupid argument. Adieu
iSingh 3
Nope, EpicSquishii, thanks for supporting me btw
iSingh 3
My friend started the argument because he has nothing better to do, and I made this account so I could socialize with people who FML'd. Not haters like you who ruin other people's day, and I though the internet changed, what was I thinking?
mandyk5918 12
That is hilarious!!
NeonCookies89 13
Loser*
mattlw 25
Sometimes OP, you have to know when to hold em', and know when to fold em'.
kurodansei 16
and when to keep your door locked.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
So you guys are over it now huh?
Ypetrol 11
What was it about?
jimenezj 4
Same thing happened to me today without the punching
waterboy14 7
Why even open the door if you could see it friend fuming with anger?
BountyBass 13
Nine thousand and one