Work: Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle....

By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By OMGWTF - 13/08/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML

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Thursday 11 February 2010 9:42

I love cowgirls

mollymaykitty 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:44

ouch. that sucks. I've done that in front of my brother-in-law.

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purplemnm 9

Thursday 11 February 2010 14:34

ydi for peeing on cows

Postalpig 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:06

you should so send me the picture :)

perdix 29

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:19

After your neighbors saw "Brokeback Mountain," they realized why cowgirl ass doesn't do anything for them. You're safe.

perdix 29

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:26

Of course, if you want a red-hot poker in your sweet cheeks, come on down to Texas;)

purplemnm 9

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:17

and perdix wins again!

misskity6 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:22

this is fake as shit. people who corral and tag don't write like that. period.

blastvortex 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:25

LOL You kind of jumped into that one, OP. Ouch.

Compass 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:52

OP, I feel sorry for you. I would also prefer to be analy raped by a rusty spike than have 3 men see my ass. FYL.

judetheobvious 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:04

you've been watching way too many cowboy movies.

Kylias 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:14

... Would you rather have landed on it?

ColdGold 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:34

That's too bad. Why didn't they make the work area safe before working the cattle?

bigz1 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:53

that is ******* hot you just basicley took ur pants off in front of 3 guys

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