Sex, Awkward, Boredom and Intimacy: Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By nah - 04/02/2009 14:35 - United States

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Saturday 22 November 2014 23:58

And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.

starile 19

Saturday 22 November 2014 23:59

... and that's why the sex is so rare!

Comments

wittjarod 8

Sunday 23 November 2014 4:34

pull out game too strong.

JMichael 25

Sunday 23 November 2014 4:38

It's really not all that great. I prefer cuddling and holding hands over sex any day.

17031990 20

Sunday 23 November 2014 4:45

If you find sex boring, you probably aren't doing it right!

DylanHasClass 17

Sunday 23 November 2014 5:04

Maybe... Role playing would be a great option

Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Sunday 23 November 2014 5:06

GIVE HIM ASS!

marcranger 28

Sunday 23 November 2014 5:18

I'm not sure if that was directed at me, 52, but the only time I can get into sex is if I'm able to act out my extremely strange fetish that doesn't involve penetration or much of any other contact and that only a very small percentage of the population seems to share, none of whom seem to be in the small town I live in. So anything vanilla or even mildly kinky is a total snoozefest for me. I also know a few asexuals and grey-asexuals who have tried it to keep their partners happy, like me, but found it to be painful as well as boring.

thes7274473 19

Sunday 23 November 2014 5:19

Gives a new meaning to ******* bored...

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 23 November 2014 8:51

She was so unresponsive, he may as well have been ******* a wooden board? Board stiff. Bored stiff? There's a construction and wood joke in here, somewhere…

KattrinaGLee 3

Sunday 23 November 2014 6:10

It sounds like your husband is loosing his erection in the middle of sex and he is embarrasses. Him being bored is a cover up!

Superspiderbat 23

Sunday 23 November 2014 6:14

The question is was the game good?

AshBash2211 14

Sunday 23 November 2014 6:24

You need to have a serious talk with him. My fiancé and I have gone through times where my sex drive was way higher than his but we talked through it. Two adults in a healthy relationship should be able to talk about anything