Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud... - FML

By OhGreat - 04/08/2017 12:00

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud moaner. He kept saying my name over and over again then all of a sudden his mom comes in and says "yes hun...oh God sorry"...that's how I found out I have the same name as my boyfriend's mom. FML

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OhGreat. 9

Wednesday 2 August 2017 22:08

Hey OP here! No he doesn't live with with his mom. No I didn't know his mom's name. He lives alone so no we didn't lock the doors. His mom lives in Florida with his step dad she was coming up to visit and to meet me she was a week early! He never called her by her first name it's always "my mom". But I guess when she's around he calls her by her first name all the time but with me he calls her mom. I hope to God that during us having sex he wasn't thinking of her....thats weird.

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Druu 53

Friday 28 July 2017 6:35

Riight. Somehow you didn't know this before?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 August 2017 0:36

He wasn’t saying your name at all.

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peanut1992 9

Wednesday 9 August 2017 16:14

So weird. I couldn't date someone with the same name as someone in my family... Instant turn off.

peterblack67 9

Tuesday 9 February 2021 21:58

Does no one ever lock their doors?

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