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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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omg hahaahaaa

Steve4Michael2 0

wow dude.u must have massive balls or she has a tiny ass if you missed.lmao

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Either one of those would be nasty.

doggy style maybe, complete miss which is FAIL, YDI!

Trying to take yourself out of the gene pool there, bud?

peace_love_ski 0

thats so degrading.

ahahahahaha

fili450r 0

she is on top, facing you...your in mid/ full thrust...and he tries to smack but brings his hand between his leg...maybe??

ledandelion 0

It's totalllyyy possible. He said things were getting hot, so they were probably going pretty fast. She's on top, leaning forward, and he reaches around her. If they were moving quickly, it was probably pretty difficult to wrap his arm around and aim perfectly. He must have just flung his hand forward, and accidentally hit the wrong target.